"We did more in 43 days than most administrations in years" — Pure horseshit with a cherry on top. There's zero fucking evidence to back up this ridiculous claim. Not a single metric or legitimate comparison exists to support this self-congratulatory garbage.

"November 5 was a mandate like hasn't been seen in decades" — What a steaming load of crap! His 312 electoral votes is not fucking special compared to past presidents. Nothing historic about it. Obama, Biden, and several others had bigger margins, but facts don't matter in his fantasy world.

"We won the popular vote by big numbers" — Technically won it, but calling it "big numbers" is stretching the truth till it screams for mercy. The margin wasn't anywhere near historic proportions, just typical political exaggeration turned up to eleven.

"More Americans believe we're headed in the right direction" — Complete and utter shit swizzling! CNN's own damn poll shows only 39% think we're on the right track versus 45% saying we're going to hell in a handbasket. Math is hard when you make up your own numbers.

That "small-business optimism" claim with a "41-point jump" — He's cherry-picking one goddamn piece of data while ignoring the actual full index. Classic bullshit artist move. It's like bragging about your batting average in the first inning while ignoring the rest of the fucking game.

"First month of presidency is most successful in history" — Who the fuck said that? Nobody with any credibility, that's who. Pulled straight out of his ass and served on a silver platter. Not a single historian or political scientist would back this laughable claim.

Border crossings were "lowest ever recorded. Ever" — Absolute horseshit with sprinkles! The 1960s had lower numbers by far. It's like he doesn't think records existed before his presidency or assumes nobody will bother checking his made-up "facts."

People from "mental institutions and insane asylums" being released — Pure fearmongering bullshit with zero evidence, not even a shred. Just making shit up to scare people into thinking the boogeyman is coming. It's 1950s horror movie rhetoric in 2025.

Paris Climate Accord "costing trillions" — What a steaming pile of elephant dung! US contributions never came close to "trillions" of dollars. Not even in the same universe of reality. The actual numbers are orders of magnitude smaller, but that doesn't sound as scary.

Biden's "insane electric vehicle mandate" — There was no fucking mandate stopping anyone from buying gas cars! Complete fabrication pulled from the depths of paranoid fantasy. It was incentives and goals, not a ban, but nuance doesn't feed the outrage machine.

Biden "viciously prosecute[d] his political opponent" — Total garbage that stinks to high heaven. Special counsel brought those indictments with independence. Biden didn't personally order jack shit. The judicial system isn't his personal attack dog, despite how he'd run things.

Egg prices being Biden's fault — What utter nonsense piled sky-high! It's the damn bird flu causing this nationwide issue, and it's still happening under his watch too. Blaming complex agricultural problems on a president is like blaming your dentist for a flat tire.

Foreign aid as "scams" — Zero evidence from DOGE that these contracts were fraudulent. Just throwing around "scam" like it's candy at a parade. Every international agreement becomes a conspiracy when you need enemies to rally against.

"Taken back money and reduced debt" — Vague bullshit wrapped in mystery. What money? What debt reduction? Show us the fucking receipts and actual numbers! It's claiming credit for invisible achievements no one can verify.

"$500 million fraud" claim — Twisting the GAO's words like a pretzel at a carnival. "Improper payments" and "fraud" aren't the same damn thing by a long shot. It's like calling every accounting error a bank heist.

Social Security numbers for centenarians — Massively exaggerated bullshit that doesn't pass the sniff test. Only about 89,000 people 99+ are getting benefits, not "millions" of ghost retirees. Math becomes optional when you're spinning tales of government waste.

"Trillions from tariffs" — Complete fantasy land numbers that would make unicorns blush. The math doesn't come close to supporting this horseshit. The entire import economy isn't big enough to generate what he's claiming.

"Foreign countries pay tariffs, not Americans" — Half-truth garbage that any first-year economics student could debunk. US importers pay this shit directly and pass the costs to American consumers who foot the bill at the register. Econ 101 is apparently optional.

"Subsidies to Canada/Mexico of hundreds of billions" — Calling trade deficits "subsidies" is manipulative bullshit designed to inflame. It's like calling your grocery bill a "subsidy" to the supermarket. That's not how trade or economics works, period.

SoftBank/OpenAI/Oracle/Apple investments claim — Unverified numbers pulled out of thin air like a magician's rabbit. Show us the damn proof and actual announcements! These companies haven't confirmed anything close to these figures.

Taiwan Semiconductor investment reason — Pure bullshit that ignores reality. CHIPS Act incentives played a huge role he's conveniently ignoring. Companies don't make billion-dollar investments just to avoid tariffs; they follow massive government incentives.

Biden "didn't enforce" China trade deal — Oversimplified crap that ignores the fucking global pandemic happening at the time. Supply chains were decimated worldwide, but context is the enemy of a good soundbite.

Tariff "disturbance" will be "little" — Complete horseshit when economists say it'll cost American households around $1,200 per year. That's not "little" to working families trying to make ends meet in this economy.

"21 million people poured in" — Wildly inflated numbers pulled from the deepest regions of fantasy. Just making shit up to scare people about an "invasion" that doesn't match reality. Actual migration statistics aren't terrifying enough.

Migrants as "murderers, traffickers, gang members" — Fear-mongering garbage that smears an entire group without evidence. It's like saying everyone at a football game is a violent drunk based on a few bad actors. Dehumanizing rhetoric at its worst.

"Lowest numbers of illegal border crossers ever" — Fucking false and repeating it doesn't make it true. The 60s had lower numbers, as already mentioned. Historical amnesia is convenient when you're rewriting reality.

Springfield, Ohio being "destroyed" — Regurgitating that debunked bullshit about Haitians eating pets. Complete fabrication that local officials had to waste time denying. Creating moral panic based on racist urban legends.

Mexico handed over cartel leaders because of tariffs — Massive oversimplification of complex diplomatic and law enforcement work built over decades. It's like claiming your neighbor fixed your roof because you threatened them, ignoring years of cooperation.

Fentanyl "pouring in from Canada" — Exaggerated crap when only a tiny fraction comes from the northern border. The vast majority comes from elsewhere, but facts get in the way of a good border panic.

Army recruitment claims — Unverified boasting without facts to back it up. Military sources haven't confirmed these "historic" numbers. It's like claiming you bench press 300 pounds when nobody's seen you in the gym.

"38,000 workers died building Panama Canal" — Inflated body count that experts say is way off the mark. Making up deaths for dramatic effect while historians cringe. The real number is tragic enough without the exaggeration.

US spending vs. Europe on Ukraine — Misleading garbage that tries to paint America as the sucker. Kiel Institute says Europe actually spent MORE than the US, but that doesn't fit the "America First" narrative of being ripped off.

Biden "barely lifted a finger" for Marc Fogel — Bullshit that ignores the extensive behind-the-scenes diplomatic work these cases require. Hostage negotiations aren't conducted on Twitter or done with press releases. These sensitive matters happen quietly for good reason.

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