Look, I'm absolutely fucking done with this nonsense. We're watching a man who couldn't pass a basic civics test try to rewrite the fundamental structure of American government through executive orders that wouldn't pass muster in a first-year law school class. Let's break down this steaming pile of unconstitutional garbage and why it's making constitutional scholars lose their damn minds.

For fucks sake, where do I even start with this bullshit? Trump's administration is claiming that Article II gives him the power to be the sole interpreter of law for the executive branch. This is the kind of crap that would make Alexander Hamilton rise from his grave just to slap someone across the face with the Federalist Papers.

Let's get something straight: Article II doesn't say a damn thing about the president being the supreme interpreter of laws. The actual text says the president should "take care that the laws be faithfully executed." That's it. That's the whole fucking thing. It doesn't say "make up whatever interpretation you want." It doesn't say "ignore two centuries of judicial precedent." It says execute the laws faithfully, you absolute walnut.

Want to know what's really rich about this whole clusterfuck? The Founding Fathers specifically designed our government to prevent exactly this kind of power grab. They had just told a king to piss off and weren't about to create another one. They built this system with checks and balances because they weren't idiots – they knew someone would eventually try this shit.

The separation of powers isn't just some fancy political theory – it's the whole damn point. As Hamilton laid it out in Federalist No. 78: "The interpretation of the laws is the proper and peculiar province of the courts." He didn't stutter, and he didn't add "unless the president feels like doing it himself." In fact, he went even further, warning that "liberty can have nothing to fear from the judiciary alone, but would have everything to fear from its union with either of the other departments."

The judicial branch interprets the law. The executive branch executes it. The legislative branch makes it. Madison hammered this home in Federalist No. 47, stating that "The accumulation of all powers, legislative, executive, and judiciary, in the same hands... may justly be pronounced the very definition of tyranny." It's not rocket science, it's basic fucking civics. The fact that we have to explain this to the President of the United States is both hilarious and terrifying.

So what happens if this garbage actually stands? Let me paint you a picture of the hellscape this creates:

Independent agencies? Gone. These agencies were created specifically to operate outside direct presidential control because experience showed us why that was necessary. The Federal Reserve, the SEC, the FCC – all of them would become Trump's personal puppets. The only reason the Fed and FOMC got exempted is because someone probably explained to Trump that fucking with them would tank the economy faster than you can say "constitutional crisis."

Every federal employee would have to run their understanding of the law past the President or AG. Every. Single. One. Imagine the bureaucratic nightmare that creates. It's like trying to force every car in Los Angeles to go through the same intersection – it's going to create a massive pileup of epic proportions.

Let's break this down for the people in the back:

First, this executive order pisses all over Marbury v. Madison, the foundational case that established judicial review. Chief Justice Marshall would be spinning in his grave fast enough to power a small city right now.

Second, it completely ignores the Administrative Procedure Act, which sets out how agencies are supposed to interpret and implement laws. You can't just override a congressional act with an executive order because you're feeling spicy that day.

Third, it violates basic principles of delegation. Congress often deliberately gives agencies the power to interpret specific technical aspects of laws because they have the expertise to do so. This executive order essentially says "fuck your expertise, I know better."

Here's what keeps me up at night about this whole shit show: This isn't just about Trump. This is about the precedent it sets. Hamilton saw this coming from a mile away in Federalist No. 71, warning us about executive overreach: "The same rule that teaches the propriety of a partition between the various branches of power, teaches likewise that this partition ought to be so contrived as to render the one independent of the other." If this stands, every future president gets to be their own Supreme Court. Every future president gets to decide what laws mean, regardless of what Congress intended or what the courts have said. It's exactly the kind of power-hungry bullshit that kept the Founders up at night writing these papers.

That's not a democracy anymore. That's not even a republic. As Madison warned in Federalist No. 51: "In framing a government which is to be administered by men over men, the great difficulty lies in this: you must first enable the government to control the governed; and in the next place oblige it to control itself." This executive order throws that self-control right out the fucking window. It's just autocracy with extra steps.

The framers of the Constitution weren't perfect – hell, they made plenty of mistakes – but they understood one thing perfectly: power corrupts, and absolute power corrupts absolutely. That's why they created a system where power is divided and checked.

This executive order is trying to concentrate the power to make, execute, AND interpret laws in one person's hands. If that doesn't scare the shit out of you, you're not paying attention.

This isn't just unconstitutional – it's dangerous. It's a direct attack on the fundamental principles that make our government work. The courts need to slap this down harder than a mosquito at a summer barbecue.

Congress needs to grow a spine and stand up for their own power. Because make no mistake – this executive order doesn't just steal power from the courts, it steals power from Congress too. When the president can interpret laws however they want, congressional intent becomes meaningless.

Look, I'm tired. We're all tired. But we can't let exhaustion make us accept this kind of constitutional vandalism. This executive order isn't just wrong – it's dangerous, it's stupid, and it's a direct threat to the system of government that's kept this country functioning for over two centuries.

The Constitution isn't perfect, but it's pretty damn clear about one thing: no one person gets to be king. No one person gets to decide what the law means. That's not how this works. That's not how any of this works.

So here's my message to Trump and anyone who thinks this order is constitutional: Read the damn Constitution. All of it. Not just the parts you like. Because right now, you're not just wrong – you're dangerously wrong. And in the realm of constitutional law, that's the worst kind of wrong to be.