In a disturbing display of bigotry, 48-year-old Carrie Rivers stormed into an Indianapolis middle school packing heat to confront a sixth-grade teacher over a damn flag project. This unhinged parent lost her shit when her precious child was asked to learn about different flags—including the Pride flag.

Rivers, who claimed she "didn't realize" she was carrying a gun (but admitted bringing it to school before), now faces felony firearm charges and harassment. What absolute bullshit.

After her armed intimidation failed to satisfy her hatred, Rivers sent vile emails calling the teacher "a child predator" and telling them to "kiss ur kids goodbye." She even had the audacity to mention the teacher's previous death threats before declaring "god will condemn you to hell."

Not content with email terrorism, this walking garbage fire sent a Facebook friend request loaded with more hateful messages.

The terrified teacher didn't return to school the next day. Who the fuck would?

Rivers' court date is set for month's end, where hopefully justice will rain down like a biblical flood on this weapon-toting bigot who thinks threatening educators is acceptable parenting. (LGBTQNation)

Vermont's Democratic Representative Becca Balint just dropped a truth bomb on her constituents—she "absolutely" supports impeaching Donny McStinker while acknowledging the bitter reality that it's a goddamn pipe dream with the current Republican-controlled House.

At a packed Rockingham town hall, when asked about impeachment, Balint didn't hesitate: "Oh, my gosh, this is the most corrupt president we've ever had! Absolutely!" The crowd of 400+ erupted in approval.

The fiery exchange continued when constituent Lisa Moir demanded more assertive Democratic leadership against Trumpy McShitpants and his Republican enablers, earning thunderous applause.

Balint shared the frustration but laid bare the cold math—Republicans control the House 220 to 213, making impeachment a fucking fantasy under Speaker Mike Johnson's watch.

She offered a glimmer of hope that Supreme Court decisions might crack the Republican wall, saying, "I have more faith in the Supreme Court than I did a few months ago."

Balint urged citizens not to drown in political despair but to channel their rage into focused action against authoritarianism. "It matters you showed up. You care about your community," she declared. [LGBTQ Nation]

Republican lawmakers are shitting their pants over The Donald of Dumpster's trade war but are too fucking spineless to challenge him publicly, instead secretly praying the Supreme Court will step in and do their constitutional duty for them.

These weak-kneed GOP legislators watch in horror as Donaldo Shitsburger slaps "reciprocal" tariffs on 180+ countries—currently paused for 90 days except for China, which faces a balls-crushing 145 percent rate.

Liberty Justice Center's Jeffrey Schwab is leading one lawsuit challenging these economic atrocities, arguing the International Emergency Economic Powers Act doesn't authorize this tariff clusterfuck. "The trade deficit is not an emergency. It's not unusual nor is it extraordinary," Schwab stated.

Even Trump's ass-kissers like Ted Cruz admit "tariffs are a tax" while Sen. Rand Paul bluntly declared Congress must "grow a spine" to reclaim its constitutional authority.

Seven Senate Republicans have co-sponsored legislation requiring new tariffs to expire after 60 days unless Congress approves them, a pathetic half-measure that still leaves them cowering from Trump's wrath.

"They're in a precarious situation, politically," admitted one GOP strategist. No shit, Sherlock. [TheHill]

Twelve House Republicans just told their leadership to go fuck themselves over any plans to gut Medicaid in Trump's "one big, beautiful bill." These vulnerable lawmakers—who hold enough votes to tank the entire goddamn reconciliation package—aren't playing around with Americans' healthcare.

"We cannot and will not support a final reconciliation bill that includes any reduction in Medicaid coverage for vulnerable populations," the terrified moderates wrote to Speaker Mike Johnson and other GOP leaders.

The budget blueprint directs the House Energy and Commerce Committee to somehow conjure up $880 billion in cuts over the next decade—a number that's mathematically impossible without slashing Medicaid benefits.

While these Republicans claim they support "targeted reforms" and are willing to "identify responsible savings," they're clearly shitting bricks over Democratic attacks in their competitive districts.

"Cuts to Medicaid also threaten the viability of hospitals, nursing homes, and safety-net providers nationwide," they warned, especially in rural areas where hospital closures "affect all constituents." [TheHill]

The GOP representatives who signed this desperate plea:

Pam Bondi is doubling down on the Trump administration's deportation of Kilmar Armando Abrego Garcia, smugly declaring he's "not coming back to our country" despite federal officials admitting they fucked up.

"If he wanted to send him back, we would give him a plane ride back," the Attorney General sneered, referring to El Salvador's President Nayib Bukele. "There was no situation ever where he was going to stay in this country."

Meanwhile, Donald McDumpTrump took to Truth Social claiming it's his job to remove "killers and thugs," while his lapdog JD Vance questioned the very concept of due process in a series of unhinged X posts.

Both continue pushing the MS-13 narrative despite the fact that Abrego Garcia's attorneys vehemently dispute this claim, and at least one federal judge has expressed serious skepticism toward these allegations.

The most damning part? The Trump administration itself admitted in a court filing that they deported Abrego Garcia to El Salvador "because of an administrative error"—a stunning acknowledgment that this entire shitshow stems from their own incompetence.

But don't expect this titwaffle AG to acknowledge reality when xenophobic fear-mongering is so much more convenient. [CNN]

Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth's administration is imploding as a second top Pentagon political appointee has been placed on administrative leave amid mysterious investigations that officials are keeping suspiciously quiet about.

Pentagon deputy chief of staff Darin Selnick, who briefly served as acting under secretary of defense for personnel and readiness, was suspended yesterday—the same fucking day senior adviser Dan Caldwell was put on leave for an "unauthorized disclosure" of information.

This twin suspension reeks of internal chaos as Hegseth's chief of staff Joe Kasper had previously announced in March a paranoid-level leak investigation, complete with fucking polygraph tests, after someone leaked plans for a classified briefing with that insufferable ass-clown Elon PunyPhallus to The New York Times.

Both suspended officials share a suspiciously cozy history with Hegseth, having worked at Concerned Veterans for America, the conservative veterans organization where Hegseth served as CEO from 2012 to 2015. This suggests a potentially deeper connection to whatever shit is hitting the fan at the Pentagon.

The Defense Department remains tight-lipped about specific allegations against Selnick, raising questions about what other bombshells might be lurking in this unfolding clusterfuck of an administration. [CNN]

Donny McStinkbottom is ramping up his assault on Harvard's intellectual independence, blasting the prestigious university for hiring what his bigoted brain calls "woke, Radical Left, idiots and 'birdbrains'" in a deranged Truth Social tirade.

The unhinged attack follows his administration's vindictive freezing of billions in federal funding after Harvard refused to bend the knee to his demands to end DEI programs, ban masks at protests, and implement his version of "merit-based" hiring practices.

Trump's tantrum specifically targeted former president Claudine Gay, who resigned amid plagiarism allegations but retained her professorship in government and African and African American studies—apparently an unforgivable sin in the eyes of this petty tyrant.

"Harvard is a JOKE, teaches Hate and Stupidity, and should no longer receive Federal Funds," he ranted, while also threatening the university's tax-exempt status in his escalating crusade against higher education.

While his administration claims these punitive measures are about combating antisemitism, Trump's own words reveal the truth: this is a naked political attack on academic freedom and diversity in education—a cornerstone of his ongoing culture war against America's intellectual institutions. [CNN]

Democratic Sen. Chris Van Hollen announced he's traveling to El Salvador today to meet with "senior government officials" about returning his constituent, Kilmar Abrego Garcia, who was mistakenly deported to a notorious mega-prison last month.

The White House response? Communications director Steven Cheung viciously attacked Van Hollen as "a complete disgrace" for attempting to resolve this diplomatic clusterfuck created by the administration's own admitted "administrative error."

This diplomatic mission comes after a federal judge ordered expedited fact-finding to determine if Turdbucket Trump's administration is complying with her order to "facilitate" Abrego Garcia's return to the United States.

The timing is particularly damning as Salvadoran President Nayib Bukele recently stated during a White House meeting that while he has the power to release Abrego Garcia, he refuses to do so—and Trump made zero fucking effort to ask for his cooperation during their Oval Office meeting.

While Trump officials continue labeling Abrego Garcia as an MS-13 gang member, his attorneys strongly dispute this claim, and at least one federal judge has expressed significant skepticism toward these allegations—suggesting this entire deportation may be based on bullshit. [CNN]

A mother's anguish exploded at the White House as Patty Morin, whose daughter Rachel was brutally murdered, confronted reporters with the savage reality of her loss. While Donald McStinkTrump's administration weaponizes her tragedy against immigrants, the true horror lies in the visceral details of her daughter's violent death.

"Why should we allow violent criminals that have no conscience at all to murder our mothers, our sisters, our daughters?" Morin demanded, her voice trembling with rage. Meanwhile, Press Secretary Leavitt cynically diverted attention from their mistaken deportation of Kilmar Abrego Garcia to El Salvador's notorious prison system.

The administration's hypocritical bullshit continues as they parade a grieving mother before cameras, then silence reporters' questions while spreading unproven gang allegations against an innocent man whose rights they've trampled.

This isn't about justice—it's about exploiting raw, bleeding grief for political gain. [TheHill]

Federal Judge Boasberg found "probable cause" to hold Donald McStinkTrump's administration in criminal contempt for blatantly ignoring deportation halt orders. Despite court commands to turn planes around, officials "deliberately and gleefully" dumped immigrants in Salvadoran prisons, even bragging about it on social media. The administration's bullshit excuses fell flat as Boasberg condemned their "willful disregard" for constitutional authority. Legal shitstorm intensifies as multiple deportation challenges emerge nationwide. [TheHill]

Senator Van Hollen stormed into El Salvador, guns fucking blazing, only to be cockblocked from meeting with wrongfully deported Maryland man Kilmar Abrego Garcia. The blood-boiling truth? Salvadoran Vice President admitted they have ZERO evidence linking Garcia to MS-13 gangs.

"President Trump and Attorney General Bondi are LYING," Van Hollen raged, his face flushed with disgust. "This is a lie to cover up what they did."

The putrid stench of corruption hangs heavy as Van Hollen revealed the Salvadoran government is being PAID by Donald McStinkTrump's administration to imprison an innocent man in the notorious CECOT hellhole.

While Donny McButtstain's lackey Noem got a guided prison tour for propaganda videos, Van Hollen couldn't even arrange a goddamn phone call with Garcia. The senator's righteous warning echoed through the press conference: "I may be the first United States senator to visit El Salvador on this issue, but there will be more." [TheHill]

U.S. companies are getting fucked sideways as Donald McStinkTrump's disastrous China trade war spirals into economic chaos. The bloodbath is real – corporations are hemorrhaging billions while that smug asshole Treasury Secretary Bessent tells CEOs to "stop worrying" like some dismissive prick.

The tech sector is taking it in the teeth – Nvidia just got skull-fucked with a $5.5 BILLION quarterly charge as their stock nosedived 7%. AMD's getting ass-blasted with $800 million in expenses, all because of new export restrictions that have bipartisan backing.

Meanwhile, Fed Chair Powell isn't sugar-coating this clusterfuck: "Tariffs are highly likely to generate at least a temporary rise in inflation" while slowing economic growth. The WTO's calling it a "crisis" as United Airlines can't even predict if we're careening toward recession.

This isn't just numbers on a spreadsheet – it's real economic pain as Donny McFartface's dick-measuring contest with China ravages American businesses. Johnson & Johnson warns drug supply chains are at risk while indices swing wildly in a market drenched in flop sweat. [TheHill]

Trump's team doubles down on keeping wrongfully deported Salvadoran locked in notorious prison, seeing political gold in this immigration clusterfuck. Officials smear Garcia with gang allegations despite contradicting evidence, while parading grieving mothers before cameras to deflect from their court-defying bullshit. McStinkTrump's strategy: keep focus on immigration rather than his tanking economy and crashing markets. [TheHill]