Let's cut through the diplomatic horseshit and call this what it is: Russia's latest "peace proposals" in Saudi Arabia are a steaming pile of imperialist garbage wrapped in diplomatic paper. These aren't proposals – they're a middle finger to international law and Ukraine's sovereignty.

Holy shit, where do we even start with this territorial demand? Russia isn't just trying to keep the land they've stolen – they want chunks they haven't even managed to occupy. Let's break down this clusterfuck by the numbers:

That's right – these assholes want territory they can't even hold. Recent satellite data shows Russian forces struggling to maintain control over 42% of their claimed territory in Zaporizhzhia alone. They're losing ground and still have the balls to demand more.

The demand to remove Zelensky is next-level crazy. Let's look at some inconvenient facts for Putin's regime:

Compare this to Putin's Russia, where opposition leaders either end up dead or in prison. Since 2000, Russia has seen:

This is where Russia's demands go from absurd to flat-out dangerous. Their version of a "demilitarized, neutral Ukraine" would mean:

Meanwhile, Russia's military spending has increased by 282% since 2021. They've deployed:

Some "neutral" arrangement, right? It's like asking someone to fight Mike Tyson with both hands tied behind their back.

Russia's rejection of EU and UK involvement isn't just diplomatically stupid – it's strategically fucked. Here's what they're trying to ignore:

Russia wants to pretend these players don't matter while their economy bleeds out from sanctions. Their GDP has dropped 6.4% since the war began, but sure, let's pretend the EU and UK aren't relevant parties.

Let's be real – these proposals are DOA. Recent polling shows:

Meanwhile, Russia's showing all the diplomatic finesse of a drunk bear in a china shop. Their negotiating position is weaker than gas station coffee, but they're acting like they're holding all the cards.

Here's what's actually going to happen:

The data doesn't lie:

Let's cut the diplomatic bullshit and call this circus what it really is: a goddamn insult to everyone's intelligence. These "peace talks" are about as genuine as a three-dollar bill and twice as worthless. Putin's regime is sitting there, up to their necks in military failures, with their economy turning into a dumpster fire, having the absolute audacity to demand terms like they're the ones winning this clusterfuck of a war.

Here's the cold, hard truth that's making everyone's blood boil: Russia has lost 380,000 troops, blown through enough equipment to fund a small country, and turned their economy into the world's largest yard sale. Their military recruitment is so desperate they're basically asking if you can fog a mirror. And these incompetent bastards have the balls to demand territory they can't even hold? That's not negotiation – that's smoking crack and calling it diplomacy.

Every single one of these demands is a middle finger to reality. They want Zelensky gone? The same Zelensky who's got a 91% approval rating while Putin's busy making opposition leaders disappear faster than vodka at a Russian wedding. They want Ukraine demilitarized? That's rich coming from the assholes who turned breaking international law into their national fucking sport.

The absolute shitstorm of hypocrisy doesn't end there. These dickheads want to exclude the EU and UK from talks while their economy is being propped up by selling gas at discount-bin prices to anyone who'll still take it. Meanwhile, they're getting their asses handed to them by Western-supplied weapons and training that's turned their "special military operation" into a special kind of failure.

Let's be crystal fucking clear: these aren't peace terms – they're a suicide pact written by a bully who's losing the fight they started. Ukraine's response should be exactly what it will be: a diplomatically worded version of "go fuck yourself" delivered with the kind of clarity that even the thickest skulls in the Kremlin can understand.

The real kicker? This whole goddamn charade is going to end exactly one way: with Russia eating a giant slice of humble pie while Ukraine keeps getting stronger, better armed, and more determined to tell Putin where he can shove his peace terms. The West isn't backing down, Ukraine isn't surrendering, and Russia's looking more and more like a schoolyard bully who picked a fight they can't finish.

So here's what everyone needs to understand about these talks: they're dead on arrival, deader than Russia's dreams of a quick victory, deader than their chances of international respect, and deader than their bullshit claims of military superiority. The only thing these proposals are good for is showing exactly how far up their own asses the Russian leadership has their heads.