Community Guidelines

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the rules of the grove

  1. no ableist slurs. Period. End of fucking discussion.The r-word and all its cute little "-tard" variations can fuck right off. This is non-negotiable, and we will burn sage over your banned ass if you try it.

  2. death wishes = insta-ban.We don't fantasize about violence against our opponents here, not even "jokingly." No prison rape "jokes" either – that shit's traumatizing, dehumanizing, and frankly, boring as fuck. Your "meet Wayne Grow in Pelican Bay, D Wing” comments make you sound like a complete shithead.

  3. don't fucking slander or libel, or whatever the fuck else people.We're not getting sued because you can't distinguish between righteous anger and making shit up.

  4. misogyny can fuck right off.Attack conservative women for their toxic politics, not for being women. No "slut" comments. No "she's secretly a man" bullshit. No creepy sexual objectification. No c-word, no t-word, no "twunt" (seriously, that's pathetic). "Asshole" is a beautiful, gender-neutral term – use it liberally. Trans jokes aren't jokes – they're bigotry in a punchline costume. And you’ll piss off this Trans Woman, and then its not fucking pretty. We'll toss your ass out so fast you'll think you got teleported by asking Scotty to Beam you Up.

  5. don't be a toxic nightmare to fellow commenters.Disagree? Fine. Be passionate? Great. Follow people around the comments to harass them? Fuck no. Gang up on someone? Absolutely not. If you're wondering if you're being an asshole, you probably are.

  6. the cake is a fucking lieThe cake is always a lie, accept it and move on.

  7. the mods are gods.Sometimes we'll delete your comment or put you in time-out even if you didn't break a specific rule. Why? Because we're the high priesthood of this digital grove, and we know toxic energy when we see it. Our space, our magic, our rules

  8. dont be a dick.I dont need to tell you why.

  9. stay on fucking topic.Discuss the actual article or take your random thoughts to the Open Thread (last post of the day) or Tabs comments. Serial off-topic commenters will feel our collective side-eye burning through their screens.

remember: This community is a magical, radical, queer-loving space where we gather to laugh, rage, and cast hexes on fascists. Don't fuck it up.

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