Loaded Weapon 3: The Ralphie Edition
The stench of privilege and intimidation hangs heavy in the air of South Carolina's 5th district, where Representative Ralph Norman continues his reign of insensitivity and callous disregard for anyone who doesn't look, think, or pray exactly like him. This shit isn't just disappointing – it's fucking dangerous.

When Norman pulled out his loaded .38-caliber Smith & Wesson during a meeting with constituents – including members of Moms Demand Action for Gun Sense – he didn't just cross a line. He obliterated it, pissed on its ashes, and then had the audacity to defend himself. Picture this: you're sitting at a table, trying to have a civil conversation about gun violence prevention, when your elected representative pulls out a goddamn loaded weapon and places it on the table. Feel the cold sweat breaking out on your skin. Feel your heart hammering against your ribcage. Smell the metallic tang of fear in your mouth.
"I'm not going to be a Gabby Giffords," he proclaimed, invoking the name of the former congresswoman who survived being shot in the head during a constituent meeting. The sheer fucking callousness of this statement should make your stomach turn. The bitter irony of using a gun violence survivor's name to justify brandishing a weapon at a gun safety meeting is so thick you could choke on it.
Ralphie Only Cares About His Real Estate
If his gun-wielding theatrics weren't enough to curl your toes with disgust, Norman's voting record is a slap in the face to marginalized communities across America. The bitter taste of betrayal lingers when you realize this man voted against giving the Congressional Gold Medal to the officers who defended the Capitol on January 6th. These officers – many of them people of color – put their bodies on the line while facing a violent mob, and Norman couldn't even be bothered to honor their sacrifice.
His vote against establishing Juneteenth as a federal holiday burns like acid in the throat of every Black American whose ancestors survived the horrors of slavery. The message is crystal clear and rings in your ears like a siren: your history, your suffering, your liberation doesn't matter to me.
For LGBTQIA+ Americans and especially the transgender community, Norman's presence in Congress feels like a boot on the neck. His consistent alignment with extremist right-wing positions has contributed to the toxic atmosphere where anti-trans legislation has flourished across the country. The suffocating weight of bills restricting healthcare, education, and basic human dignity presses down harder with every vote he casts. You can hear the labored breathing of trans youth gasping for air in a political environment that Norman helps pollute.
Covid: Just Take Your Ivermectin, Like I Do
The putrid stench of hypocrisy clings to Norman like cheap cologne. In 2021, this self-proclaimed defender of rules and responsibility violated House mask mandates during the deadly COVID-19 pandemic – a crisis that disproportionately killed Black and Brown Americans. Feel the burning anger rise in your chest when you learn that after being rightfully fined $500, this grown-ass man sued Speaker Pelosi rather than accept the consequences of his actions.

But the truly foul taste of deception comes when you discover that Norman and a dozen Republican colleagues skipped congressional votes under the pretense of COVID concerns – while actually attending the Conservative Political Action Conference. Imagine the sandpaper scrape of betrayal against your skin as you realize this man used a pandemic that was killing your community members as an excuse to go party with his political allies.
Impeachment: Ralphie is a AssWaffle CrackHabit
If there's one moment that crystallizes Norman's contempt for fundamental American values, it's his declaration on the House floor that President Biden would need to "prove his innocence" during impeachment proceedings. Let that sink in. Feel the cold, slithery sensation of authoritarianism crawling up your spine. In America, where "innocent until proven guilty" is supposedly sacred, Norman publicly took a shit on this principle.
For communities of color who have fought centuries-long battles against presumptions of guilt and systemic bias in the justice system, Norman's casual disposal of this foundational principle is not just offensive – it's fucking terrifying. The metallic taste of fear fills your mouth when you contemplate what other constitutional protections he might consider optional.
There's a special place in political hell for those who slam the door on others after walking through it themselves. Norman viciously attacked President Biden's modest student loan forgiveness plan, which would have provided critical relief to borrowers of color who face the highest barriers to debt repayment due to systemic inequality.
Yet this same man had $306,520 of his own PPP loan debt wiped clean. The bitter irony is enough to make you gag. Feel the sharp sting of injustice as Norman essentially says, "Debt forgiveness for me, crushing financial burden for thee." This brazen double standard burrows under your skin like a parasite, feeding on whatever faith you had left in equal treatment under the law.
Silfab Solar: Ralphie is a DumbAss
Perhaps nothing encapsulates Norman's callous indifference to community welfare like the Silfab Solar plant controversy. Norman supported placing a facility using toxic silane gas in a "Light Industrial" zone adjacent to elementary and middle schools in his district. Close your eyes and imagine your child sitting in a classroom with a potential chemical disaster looming next door. Feel the cold sweat breaking out on your forehead. Hear the pounding of your heart as you contemplate an evacuation scenario.

For marginalized communities who have faced decades of environmental racism and hazardous facility placement, this is just another chapter in a familiar, nauseating story. The acrid taste of injustice fills your mouth when you realize that the congressman tasked with protecting these communities is instead putting them directly in harm's way.
Communities: He Fucks Them Because He Doesn’t Care
What makes Norman's record particularly damning is the pattern that emerges when viewed through the lens of impact on marginalized groups. Each vote, each statement, each action disproportionately harms those with the least power and protection in our society.
His co-sponsorship of resolutions to impeach not just President Biden but also Vice President Harris – the first woman, first Black person, and first person of South Asian descent to hold that office – carries the unmistakable stench of targeting. You can feel the vibration of dog whistles in your bones when Norman and his ilk focus their ire on figures representing America's growing diversity.
For LGBTQIA+ Americans who have watched their rights become political footballs, Norman represents the face of a movement that would happily erase their existence from public life. The crushing weight of legislation targeting transgender healthcare, the banning of books that acknowledge LGBTQIA+ people exist, and the constant rhetorical attacks – all of these create an atmosphere where queer Americans struggle to breathe freely. And Norman, with his voting record and his political associations, helps pump that poisonous gas into our national atmosphere.
Pain is a Personal Thing
When Norman pulled that gun out at a constituent meeting, he didn't just break political norms – he signaled to every marginalized person in his district that their concerns, their safety, and their dignity mean nothing to him. Imagine sitting across from your elected representative, the taste of morning coffee still on your tongue, only to watch him place a loaded weapon between you. The message couldn't be clearer if he'd screamed it: power flows from intimidation, not from service.
For communities who have historical reasons to fear armed authority figures, Norman's stunt wasn't just offensive – it was traumatizing. The cold metal of that gun on the table connects directly to centuries of violence used to keep marginalized groups "in their place."
When Ralph Norman took his oath of office, he swore to defend the Constitution against all enemies, foreign and domestic. Yet his actions consistently undermine the constitutional values of equality, justice, and domestic tranquility. The bitter irony should make your jaw clench in anger. The very man tasked with protecting our democratic principles seems hell-bent on corroding them from within.
For every American who has been told to "trust the system" – particularly those from communities with historical reasons for skepticism – Norman's behavior confirms their worst fears. The system isn't broken; for some representatives, it's functioning exactly as they intend – protecting privilege and power at the expense of progress and equality.
Accountability and Action: Something Ralphie is Incapable Of
The visceral disgust you're feeling right now? That churning in your gut? Channel it. Because Ralph Norman isn't just a problem for South Carolina's 5th district – he's a symptom of a deeper rot in our political system that allows representatives to actively harm the communities they're sworn to protect.
For marginalized communities – Black, Brown, Indigenous, LGBTQIA+, disabled Americans – the stakes couldn't be higher. Each election cycle brings fresh assaults on their rights, their dignity, and sometimes their very existence. Representatives like Norman aren't just disagreeing on policy – they're questioning who deserves full humanity under the law.
The road ahead is long and arduous. You can feel the exhaustion settling into your bones at the thought of another fight, another march, another call to action. But the alternative – allowing men like Norman to continue their assault on marginalized communities unchallenged – is unthinkable.