Here’s Why She’s the Worst Choice Possible.

Alright, let’s talk about Pam Bondi, the political equivalent of that one coworker who’s always screwing things up while somehow getting promoted. Now, she’s gunning for the top spot at the Department of Justice, but her track record and current stances are a goddamn disaster. Corruption, hypocrisy, pandering, and outright lies define her career. If you thought the DoJ had its problems now, just wait until she gets her hands on it.

Here’s why Bondi is the last person you’d want running the Justice Department.

1. Pam Bondi Lies Repeatedly Like a Bitch

Bondi’s entire career is built on bending the truth, and her recent confirmation hearing showed she’s still at it. She claimed she’s all about leading an independent Department of Justice (DoJ) and keeping politics out of prosecutions, but then turned right around and vowed to defend Trump no matter what—even if he’s a sitting president. Independent? Sure, Pam. That’s like hiring a referee who only throws flags for one team.

And don’t even get me started on her laughable statement about the “peaceful transition of power” after the 2020 election. Peaceful? Really? Did she just erase January 6th from history? Either she’s that out of touch, or she’s banking on the rest of us being dumb enough to believe her revisionist bullshit. Spoiler: We’re not.

2. Weaponizing the DoJ (or Not?)

Bondi keeps insisting the DoJ “will not be weaponized” under her leadership, but actions speak louder than words. This is the same woman who has no problem defending Trump’s plan to target his adversaries. She claims any cases against Trump will be “levied in good faith,” but come on—if you buy that, I’ve got beachfront property in Arizona to sell you. Bondi’s loyalty to Trump is crystal clear, and if she’s in charge, you can bet the DoJ will become his personal hit squad faster than you can say “banana republic.”

3. The Enemies List Dilemma

Let’s talk about this whole “enemies list” thing, because it’s shady as hell. During her hearing, several lawmakers grilled Bondi about whether Trump’s pick for FBI Director, Kash Patel, has an “enemies list.” Bondi dodged the question like a pro, defending Patel’s credentials but refusing to denounce the idea outright. Sure, she claims she doesn’t have an enemies list, but her vague answers and willingness to back Patel say otherwise. She’s not interested in justice—she’s interested in protecting her political buddies and taking down anyone who gets in their way.

4. Her Love-Hate Relationship with the FBI

Bondi has made it crystal clear that she has no problem shutting down parts of the FBI or other counterterrorism and national security offices if they don’t align with her vision. She’s committed to dismantling these institutions under the guise of “reform,” but let’s call it what it is: a power grab. Meanwhile, she’s totally fine with tools like warrantless searches and FISA 372 (a surveillance law) as long as they serve her agenda. It’s the ultimate hypocrisy—gut the FBI when it’s inconvenient for her side but expand its powers when it’s politically advantageous.

5. Domestic Terrorism—But Only for Christians

This one’s a doozy. Bondi has vowed to put an end to domestic terrorism, which sounds great on paper. The catch? She’s specifically focused on protecting Christians, while completely ignoring other vulnerable groups. If you’re not Christian, well, good luck getting that same level of protection. This isn’t just unconstitutional—it’s downright dangerous. We’re supposed to have equal protection under the law, not a tiered system where your religion determines whether you’re seen as a victim or a threat. But hey, when has fairness ever been Bondi’s strong suit?

6. Deep State Delusions

Bondi loves throwing around the term “deep state” like it’s her favorite conspiracy theory. She’s repeatedly claimed that members of the so-called deep state were “hiding in the shadows” during Trump’s first term and now have a “spotlight on them.” Her solution? Investigate them all. This isn’t just tinfoil hat nonsense—it’s a roadmap for politically motivated witch hunts. If Bondi gets her way, the Justice Department won’t be about upholding the law; it’ll be about settling scores and stoking paranoia.

7. Defending Trump No Matter What

Bondi has made it painfully clear that she’ll defend Trump even if he’s a sitting president. That’s not just unethical—it’s downright terrifying. The Attorney General is supposed to represent the interests of the United States, not act as the president’s personal lawyer. But with Bondi in charge, the DoJ would essentially become Trump’s legal shield, protecting him from accountability while he targets his enemies with impunity. It’s a recipe for authoritarianism, plain and simple.

8. Corporate Cronyism

Let’s not forget Bondi’s long history of siding with corporations over people. During her time as Florida Attorney General, she repeatedly protected big businesses and donors instead of the consumers she was supposed to represent. Whether it was dropping cases against Trump University or failing to take meaningful action during the opioid crisis, Bondi’s track record shows she’s more interested in helping her rich friends than doing her damn job. Do you really want someone like that running the Justice Department? Yeah, didn’t think so.

9. Warrantless Searches? No Problem!

Bondi has openly supported warrantless searches in the name of national security, which should set off alarm bells for anyone who values their Fourth Amendment rights. Tossing out constitutional protections for the sake of “security” is a slippery slope that leads to widespread abuse. But Bondi doesn’t seem to care. She’s more than happy to sacrifice your freedoms if it means pushing her political agenda. It’s authoritarianism dressed up as law enforcement, and it’s terrifying.

10. FISA 372 and Mass Surveillance

Bondi’s support for reenacting FISA 372 is another giant red flag. This controversial law expands surveillance powers under the guise of combating terrorism, but its history is riddled with violations of privacy rights. Bondi’s enthusiasm for bringing it back shows she’s all-in on mass surveillance, even if it means trampling on the rights of innocent Americans. She’s not interested in protecting you—she’s interested in controlling you.

11. Lying Is Her Default Setting

Let’s circle back to Bondi’s lies because they’re too egregious to ignore. Whether it’s denying the chaos of January 6th, pretending the DoJ will be “independent” under her leadership, or claiming there was a “peaceful transition of power” in 2020, Bondi has proven time and again that she’s willing to twist the truth to fit her narrative. An Attorney General who lies this much isn’t just untrustworthy—they’re dangerous.

12. The Kash Patel Problem

Bondi’s support for Trump’s pick for FBI Director, Kash Patel, raises even more red flags. Patel has made some pretty out-there comments about prosecuting political enemies, and while Bondi claims she doesn’t have an “enemies list,” her defense of Patel suggests otherwise. If this is the kind of person she’s backing for a major leadership role, we’re in serious trouble. Bondi isn’t just enabling authoritarianism—she’s actively promoting it.

13. She’s a Walking Contradiction

Bondi loves to talk about taking politics out of the Justice Department, but her actions and alliances tell a different story. From defending Trump to pushing for partisan investigations and dismantling parts of the FBI, Bondi is as political as they come. Her idea of “justice” is whatever benefits her side, and that’s a dangerous mindset for someone in her position.

14. She’s Out of Touch

Bondi’s priorities don’t align with the needs of everyday Americans. She’s more concerned with protecting Trump, pandering to corporations, and pushing her political agenda than addressing real issues like healthcare, criminal justice reform, or consumer protection. The Attorney General should be someone who fights for the people, not someone who spends their time serving the powerful.

15. She’s a Threat to Democracy

At the end of the day, Pam Bondi represents everything that’s wrong with our political system. Her loyalty to Trump, disdain for civil liberties, and willingness to lie and manipulate make her a threat to democracy. The Attorney General should be a defender of justice, not a tool for political vengeance. With Bondi at the helm, justice will take a backseat to partisanship, and that’s a dangerous road for this country to go down.

The Bottom Line

Pam Bondi as Attorney General is a nightmare scenario. Her record, her lies, and her blatant hypocrisy make her completely unfit for the role. If she gets the job, we can kiss the idea of an independent Justice Department goodbye. She’s not here to serve the people—she’s here to serve herself and her political allies.

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