Clarence Thomas. The name alone should make your blood boil if you give a fuck about fairness, equality, or the future of this country. This guy isn’t just another Supreme Court justice—he’s a goddamn wrecking ball smashing through decades of progress. Whether it’s his bullshit originalist philosophy, his shady connections, or his smug, silent arrogance, Thomas has been fucking America sideways for decades. And now, with a potential Trump 2.0 presidency on the horizon, it’s time to sound the fucking alarm.

Born on June 23, 1948, in Pin Point, Georgia, Clarence Thomas grew up in poverty. Sure, that’s a tough start, but it doesn’t give him a fucking free pass to dismantle the lives of everyone who’s not a rich, straight, white Christian. Raised by his grandfather under strict Catholic values, Thomas emerged as a man with a chip on his shoulder the size of the fucking Grand Canyon.

He made it to Yale Law School thanks to affirmative action—you know, the very fucking policy he’s spent his career trying to destroy. By the time he graduated, he claimed affirmative action made his degree feel like a “badge of inferiority.” Cry me a fucking river, Clarence.

Thomas’s career began as an assistant attorney general in Missouri, followed by a stint working under Missouri Attorney General John Danforth. Then, like some malevolent climbing vine, he wrapped himself around the power structures of Washington, D.C., until he landed a seat on the U.S. Court of Appeals for the D.C. Circuit.

But the real shitshow started when George H.W. Bush nominated him for the Supreme Court in 1991. Enter Anita Hill, who courageously came forward to accuse Thomas of sexual harassment during his time at the Equal Employment Opportunity Commission. The hearings were a fucking disgrace, with Hill treated like dirt while Thomas played the victim, calling it a “high-tech lynching for uppity blacks.” Despite all this, the Senate confirmed him. And America’s slow-motion train wreck began.

Clarence Thomas’s nickname, “The Silent Justice,” might make him sound harmless, but don’t be fooled. While he barely opens his mouth during oral arguments, his written opinions and votes have fucked over marginalized communities again and again. He’s an originalist—a fancy word for someone who interprets the Constitution like it’s still fucking 1789. You know, back when women couldn’t vote and owning humans was still a thing. That’s the world Thomas apparently thinks we need to go back to.

On issues like abortion, gun rights, affirmative action, and LGBTQ+ rights, Thomas has consistently landed on the side of regressive, cruel, and downright evil. He’s not just a conservative; he’s a goddamn extremist hiding behind a robe.

When Trump waddled into the White House, Thomas found his chaos-loving soulmate. While Thomas pretends to be impartial, his rulings and opinions have conveniently aligned with Trump’s authoritarian agenda. Immigration bans? Sure. Tax cuts for the rich? Fuck yeah. Undermining elections? Hell, why not?

And let’s not forget Ginni Thomas, his batshit-insane wife, who’s neck-deep in Trump’s conspiracies. From her involvement in efforts to overturn the 2020 election to her unhinged texts with Trump officials, she’s like the QAnon queen to Thomas’s originalist king. Their household must be a fucking carnival of bad ideas.

If Trump gets back into office, Thomas will be like a kid in a candy store, except the candy is our fucking rights and the kid is a destructive maniac with a gavel. Here’s what’s likely coming:

Overturning Roe v. Wade was just the beginning. Thomas has already hinted he wants to revisit cases like Obergefell v. Hodges (gay marriage) and even Lawrence v. Texas (anti-sodomy laws). In other words, this fucker wants to roll back decades of progress and turn America into some Puritan nightmare.

Thomas has been a longtime advocate for expanding executive power, which is music to Trump’s ears. Whether it’s shielding Trump from accountability or greenlighting his fascist policies, Thomas will be there, pen in hand, ready to fuck over democracy.

Trump’s obsession with rigging elections aligns perfectly with Thomas’s judicial philosophy. Expect rulings that make it harder for people—especially minorities—to vote, while giving states more power to fuck with election results. Democracy? Thomas doesn’t give a fuck.

Thomas has made it clear he fucking hates the administrative state. Agencies like the EPA, FDA, and OSHA are all on his hit list. Under Trump, expect Thomas to push for rulings that strip these agencies of their power, leaving corporations free to pollute, exploit, and fuck over the public.

Thomas loves to talk about religious freedom, but let’s be honest: he’s mostly interested in advancing a Christian nationalist agenda. In a second Trump term, we’ll see more rulings that prioritize conservative Christian beliefs over civil rights, healthcare, and basic fucking decency.

Let’s not sugarcoat it: Clarence Thomas is a menace. His rulings have consistently fucked over anyone who isn’t rich, white, straight, and Christian. He’s spent his career dismantling progress, enabling corruption, and empowering the worst people in American politics. If Trump gets back in office, Thomas will have the opportunity to inflict even more damage, and he’ll fucking take it.

Thomas isn’t just a conservative justice. He’s a goddamn wrecking ball aimed at everything good about America. And if we don’t start calling him out for the existential threat he is, we’re all going to pay the price.